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The Park is Open!

Jurassic Park - Coloring Book

Dark Horse Invites You to Color the Rich Settings of “Jurassic Park” and “Jurassic World”

With the 25th Anniversary of Jurassic Park opening in theaters and the recent release of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, Dark Horse is excited to join in the evolution of one of the world’s most beloved franchises with two new coloring books!

From Universal Pictures and Amblin Entertainment, Jurassic World immerses audiences of all ages in a new era of wonder and thrills where dinosaurs and humankind must learn to coexist. Jurassic World is more than a film franchise. At every turn, the film series delivers a larger-than-life destination for exploration, discovery, and epic adventure, intrigue, danger, and delight in ways no other franchise can. Dinosaurs live again, and they live in Jurass...

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Jurassic World

Apparently I didn’t see the same movie that made $500M
in it’s opening weekend, and instead saw something by Micheal Bay.

Easily the worst of the four Jurassic Park movies, with cardboard
two-dimensional characters that couldn’t hold a candle to the earlier cast.

It was hard to not check off the by-the-numbers death scenes as they ticked by
complete with Redshirt nod, and it was even harder to care about a single
person who died. The possible exception being the nearly invisible assistant
whose sole role seemed to be to make Howard’s character even less empathetic
than she did on her own.

Chris Pratt – the cardboard hero with a moral compass who saves the day,
repeatedly. Oh, he was in the Navy, and that matters for some reason…but that’s

Bryce Dallas Howard – the completely irrele...

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